Duh! Very small rocks.

Yeah! Though I think they'd win more supporters if they enabled it by default instead of making it just an option that can be turned on. The article didn't seem really clear about that.

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This signature is false.

I wonder whose brilliant idea that was.

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My signature fell down and can't get up.

It's easy to stop reading Slashdot. I've done it hundreds of times today alone.

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Whoops... we'll get you your signature with fries in just a moment.

When I was taking stats, my stat professor told me that he saw the far east eventually becoming the technology center of the world because of the increased amount of technological manufacturing and R/D coming from that region of the world.

On the other hand, he said, the United States is pretty unmatched in agricultural exports because of the natural resources at its disposal. China seems to be the biggest importer of agricultural goods from the U.S. All of that is to say, we might eventually see an increase in the value of raw commodities some time in the near future because of their increased export value.

Since Slashdot is all about unsubstantiated rumors, is now an appropriate time to say I don't have any references for this?

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My signature is ill and couldn't be with us today.

The real art here is the way the artist manipulated the terms of service so that the artwork has the ability to change its owner. That idea might be new.

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One day, I got my signature stuck in my throat. I washed it down with vinegar.

Actually, if you RTA, the previous attempt epic failed. The guy was about to climb into the balloon when the balloon broke free and left for the sky without him.

That's almost as funny as missing the ground. Maybe Baumgartner will accidentally open a hyperspace window and end up on the other side of the earth...

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One day, I accidentally ate a screwdriver instead of a corndog. I thought to myself, This would make a good signature.