Journal: A few good sigs

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Murray has no head. His neck just haired over. - John L. Lewis, on Philip Murray

The surest sign of intelligent life in the universe is that they haven't attempted to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Sharp as a sack full of wet mice. - Foghorn Leghorn

Her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. - Woody Allen

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. - Groucho Marx

You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. - Edward Flaherty

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

There they are. See no evil, hear no evil, and...evil. - Bob Dole, watching former presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon standing by each other at a White House event

People come to Washington believing it is the center of power. I know I did. It was only much later that I learned that Washington is a steering wheel that's not connected to an engine. - Richard Goodwin