Newspapers are essential "non-profit" anyway, since they have no income to tax! They're all losing money, and have for some time... and since it doesn't look as if that circumstance will change in the future, I don't see how the proposal material benefits them materially.

Perhaps Microsoft could embed a replacement for Clippy the Paperclip--say, Stabby the Sabre? "I see you are trying to stab someone in the face. Would you like help? I'll grab the bastard from behind."