Stick to imperial units -- American buttloads are bigger.
"Bob, I need financial data for all clients bought the WidgetMaster 9000, ASAP!"
"Sure, boss. I couldn't attach it to email for some reason, so I posted it on superfileshare.com."
I think the point here is that what we're not really against religion, as much as we're against dogma.
Once he's in jail, we need to find out who his cellmate is, so we can send him inordinate amounts of penis enlargement ads.
Not that shocking -- they normally listen to the beetles.
> Many times over the last decade I've ended up on a Geocities website when researching particular subjects...
That's because now it's all on wikipedia.
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.