I am a coal miner you insensitive clod

Did not the state of California try this with tragic consequences? Rolling blackouts to keep prices artificially high.

I work in a coal mine and they bought us the Dells. They have been nothing but problems. Mine alone has had a motherboard failure and a wireless card die. The keyboard is a disaster. Trying to blind type with it is almost impossible. My computer shuts itself down regularly for overheating problems. The Panasonic toughbooks blow them away.