RAUNCHO CEO I'm not talking about that. (points to a computer screen, freaked out) Our sales are all like, down. Way down! The stock went to zero and the computer did auto-layoff on everybody! ATTORNEY GENERAL Shit! Almost everyone in the country works for Rauncho! RAUNCHO CEO Not anymore! And the computer said everyone owes Rauncho money! Everyone's bank account is zero now!

Magnets. Though, admittedly, I don't know how the fuck they work.

It really IS all about the motion of the ocean?