IN SOVIET RUSSIA
invariably gets Score: -1, whereas any post involving Clippy, even when it is completely off-topic, gets Score: 5, Funny. Some examples:
AFTER THE FORTY-SECOND-THOUSANDTH TIME, IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!!!
All Clippy comments modded as "Funny" will be M2'ed by me as "Unfunny." You have been warned.
Uncertain fortune is thoroughly mastered by the equity of the calculation. - Blaise Pascal