ChimpMash is going to chimp. Here, let's hand Afghanistan over to the terrorists and give them tens of billions of military equipment.

But nothing from that stupid ChimpMash as China writes her paycheck.

Go put in another tampon, ChimpMash!

Filthy and unrewarding. Jacking off that limp nub while your rectum is being stretched out by yesterday's corn and that gritty stuff when you have too little bilirubin as lubricants. Ow!

What does it matter if you're wankstaining the keyboard during a zoom meeting and CNN wants to employ you? What would actually get their attention? Browsing The_Donald?

REEEeEEE iTs teh RuSSiAnz agAiN!!!1

Quit it already. This Slashvert is to promote the "Wankstain of Record" Jew York Slimes. I wonder how much they are paying for these gay promotions...

I'm liking you more and more. Finally starting to outgrow that euro teen gayness. And as soon as you post something insightful or prescient, you're downmodded by the CHINK troll farm.

Just another gay BIZX SEO keyword spam fest. Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!

How about some REAL NEWS for once, wankstains?

1143 is a laughably low number. Remember that retard in OK a few days ago claiming that his hospital was over capacity due to Ivermectin? The hospital came out and said that it was untrue and that the guy hadn't even worked there in two months. SlashDEAD is just more Chinese Communist Party propaganda.