There's a Rick and Morty joke in here somewhere.

Of course they lied. I haven't trusted anything any US department says or does, ever since Chicago O'Hare's butt monkeys deported me for the capital crime of trying to take a holiday there. (British born and bred, btw.)

When was PHP ever *not* a primed yet unexploded bomb? I mean, seriously, it's the drug-addled street bum of programming languages -- according to me, at least.

IIRC, stuff based on NAND just needs to be powered every year or so to keep on truckin'.

Physical controls work better. End of TED talk.

Whatever you're smoking, I would have none of it.

ROUND TABS!!!???!!! That's quadrilateralist! Think of the squares! THE SQUARES, I SAY!

10% brighter per year? Is that a sliding scale based on the brightness of the current year? Woah, I'm going to need sunglasses to even cope with the nightlife at that rate...

He does, and hopefully by medical means, rather than bricking almost everything that the western world has spent more decades than I've seen constructing on an international level. I hope he gets declared unfit for doing the presidenting.

I reckon AI would hallucinate less as President than Donaldo Trumpacular does. At least, the signings would make more sense...

Gotta catch 'em all! (Terrorists, that is.)

Was the Q][ remaster discovered? I love that game.

It's a long way down if one is discovered without headphones mid-flight.

Well, shite. There goes my $5 bet.

Methinks Orange Leader doth protest too much.