Comment Re:Was it just me or ... (Score 1) 343
As an individual who enjoys connecting everything I encounter in life into a seamless thread of ideas, I could not help but question the "coincidental?" issue of Ari having a striking resemblance to Janet Jackson. Not that alone, but that the more enlightened individuals in the ape tribe were of a fairer complexion, could it be racism on the part of the directors?....eck!
AHH?......u say, well...it should come as no surprise to u when we delve into a more detailed examination of these issues. While on a transcendental "E" trip at a local unsedate gathering, I had the profound opportunity to discuss these and other worldly issues with a fellow reveler, a Post-doctoral Anthropology student form the university of Toronto. Her thesis argues that true human awareness is brought through a social mind meld, and that this chemically induced state leads to a more culturally vibrant society. Good luck on nabbing that thesis Cassandra!....I have arranged for her to baby-sit my yet unborn children.
But getting back to monkey talk, in the midst of all that throbbing mass of humanity, she pointed out the science behind all that "Janet Jackson resemblance". Upon subjecting herself to few hours of exposure to this theatrical extravaganza, she had postulated that it is not actually a Janet resemblance, but actually a Jackson resemblance. Probably now you are extending your reach for that triple shot of scotch, but wait.
Her ideas flowed thus......
After repeated attempts by Michael to integrate himself in to stable heterosexual relationships, Michael's frustrations had led him to take procreation into his own "hands", literally. His only trusted long term companion up until then had been his adorable pet bubbles. I am certain all of you kids are aware of this tacit and well weathered team, Michael and Bubbles had reached higher levels of understanding after Bubbles helped in choreographing, costuming and producing Michael's blockbuster hit, "Bad".
Having no one to turn to, and money running low, Michael had decided to pool his resources, and relocate his Neverland Ranch, and his ridiculous theme park to a desolate planet in a neighboring Galaxy. The rocket construction and the subsequent departure were conducted under the cover of shooting a video for his "Scream" track. The intergalactic trip was arranged in the strictest secrecy. As per Jackson insiders, the departure was an emotional one, especially for his illegal immigrant Mexican maid Rosa Mendoza. She had claimed that at this time Jackson had drifted deeper into the grips of his skin debilitating condition, and lost a lot of pigments. The only other life form accompanying Jackson, she said, was Bubbles!
Cheers!, a triple shot of scotch can be a bitch. #:(
Morpheius
AHH?......u say, well...it should come as no surprise to u when we delve into a more detailed examination of these issues. While on a transcendental "E" trip at a local unsedate gathering, I had the profound opportunity to discuss these and other worldly issues with a fellow reveler, a Post-doctoral Anthropology student form the university of Toronto. Her thesis argues that true human awareness is brought through a social mind meld, and that this chemically induced state leads to a more culturally vibrant society. Good luck on nabbing that thesis Cassandra!....I have arranged for her to baby-sit my yet unborn children.
But getting back to monkey talk, in the midst of all that throbbing mass of humanity, she pointed out the science behind all that "Janet Jackson resemblance". Upon subjecting herself to few hours of exposure to this theatrical extravaganza, she had postulated that it is not actually a Janet resemblance, but actually a Jackson resemblance. Probably now you are extending your reach for that triple shot of scotch, but wait.
Her ideas flowed thus......
After repeated attempts by Michael to integrate himself in to stable heterosexual relationships, Michael's frustrations had led him to take procreation into his own "hands", literally. His only trusted long term companion up until then had been his adorable pet bubbles. I am certain all of you kids are aware of this tacit and well weathered team, Michael and Bubbles had reached higher levels of understanding after Bubbles helped in choreographing, costuming and producing Michael's blockbuster hit, "Bad".
Having no one to turn to, and money running low, Michael had decided to pool his resources, and relocate his Neverland Ranch, and his ridiculous theme park to a desolate planet in a neighboring Galaxy. The rocket construction and the subsequent departure were conducted under the cover of shooting a video for his "Scream" track. The intergalactic trip was arranged in the strictest secrecy. As per Jackson insiders, the departure was an emotional one, especially for his illegal immigrant Mexican maid Rosa Mendoza. She had claimed that at this time Jackson had drifted deeper into the grips of his skin debilitating condition, and lost a lot of pigments. The only other life form accompanying Jackson, she said, was Bubbles!
Cheers!, a triple shot of scotch can be a bitch. #:(
Morpheius
