It might be the only lesson that'll come out of it.

You can say that again.

*nods*, *smiles*.

That was also my thought. My reaction was that someone should tell Bezos to get psychiatric aid at this point. It's becoming a freak show. I pity him.

2030 is the post-quantum computing deadline. Every country should already be doing concrete actions. Every new hardware should be, at least, "PQC-minded". FIPS 203, FIPS 204, and FIPS 205 should be the basis of everything data-related going forward. Yet... who cares about "harvest now, decrypt later"? That's just woke stuff. Look: brand-new, shiny DDR6 is out! What a relief.

How about those who are ambling about, spacewalking, in empty space? How about non-Euclidean space? Is uranium enriched in a centrifuge that turns counterclockwise more healthy? What does it mean for the next election?

We know, now, the specs of the next XBox.

At least the Special offer on a battery with 20% more charge sentence, fed through the voice cloning TTS, which used for 5% of your battery, to brighten your day.

Careful. You'll get heat from the base 12 fanatics.

How about a brand-new season of The Office?

It ain't for "productivity", nor for "profitability", at the least.

# Mouse model with pTOS treatment
class Mouse:
def __init__(self, weight, obese=False):
self.weight = weight
self.obese = obese
self.appetite = 1.0
self.energy_expenditure = 1.0

def administer_pTOS(self, dose):
"""Simulate pTOS administration to mouse"""
print(f"Administering pTOS dose: {dose}mg to {self.weight}g mouse")

# Appetite suppression effect
self.appetite *= (1 - 0.3 * dose)

# Increased energy expenditure
self.energy_expenditure *= (1 + 0.5 * dose)

# Weight loss over time
weight_loss = self.weight * 0.01 * dose
self.weight -= weight_loss

print(f"Appetite: {self.appetite*100:.1f}%")
print(f"Energy expenditure: {self.energy_expenditure:.2f}x")
print(f"New weight: {self.weight:.1f}g\n")

return weight_loss

# Test with obese mouse
obese_mouse = Mouse(weight=50, obese=True)
normal_mouse = Mouse(weight=25)

print("=== Obese Mouse Treatment ===\n")
for day in range(1, 8):
obese_mouse.administer_pTOS(dose=10)

print("=== Normal Mouse Treatment ===\n")
for day in range(1, 8):
normal_mouse.administer_pTOS(dose=10)

# I'd be more interested in a treatement for Coder Sleep Deprivation Syndrome

*Drops a Bible on the floor.* See! There's gravity in it. At least, in that iteration.

Also, it doesn't say that 1000 developers were laid off. I might have been too fast on the trigger, there.

Right. Developers are free-loaders.