Red Hat, the only serious distribution. (Score 4)

I work in Syria, for the army. I install much linux distributions for the army here, as they do not trust american windows security.

Linux is a great OS for army uses. Used throughout the world in the name of Allah.

Microsoft Windows is used by CIA to spy on foreign governments. But, windows better than linux for average man. Here in Syria, windows is totally free, buy it on streets for cheap price. Linux is more expensive than windows, because it is hard to get.

Linux is also against Allah. Allah likes his children to only use the works of circumcised men who follow the will of allah. Linux develepors do not follow the will of Allah, even worse than Microsoft developers. But, there is no pure muslim OS.

So we in syria have started new unix variant. Anyone can work on it, and all source code is free, as long as they are muslim. It will be used in coming jihads against western liberal capitalism.

So please, remember that we Syrians like Red Hat, but Microsoft is cheaper. Please, Americans, make Red Hat cheaper for us in East.

I am hoping to be involved in jihad against america soon. My brother works in a grocery store in philadelphia. He say I get green card. I look forward to money and living somewhere where Red Hat is cheap.

ALLAH AKBAR!