Comment Not the PC's fault (Score 1) 125
Most of my boot-up time these days is not spent by the PC but taken up my recently acquired Dell monitor getting confused by the screen resolution changes at startup. After BIOS's splash screen it goes grey, and then showing a message "No signal. Entering standby mode", thus obscuring the GRUB bootloader, delaying my view of it until it finds the signal again.
The monitor was supposed to be super fast, at 180 Hz, but
After I hit Return, I get to a Ubuntu Mate login prompt within 4 seconds.