Re:quick scan through the kitchen gives me... (Score 1)

I bought a wok a few years back that had the strangest warning I've ever seen anywhere (I wish I'd kept it, but the label got tossed in the joking that followed so this isn't verbatim):

Do not use while birds are flying in the kitchen.

Yep... good thing they warned me. Damn near woulda cooked that non-existent pet bird I always keep right by the stove...