
Journal Journal: My mom is a suspected terrorist!
So I'm working with my mom to manage her ETrade IRA account and she, being old, wanted to start drawing on it.
"No problem" I thought, "I'll just help her open an Etrade Bank account and she can start transferring funds into it."
Boy was I wrong. She got listed on some DTEC report as a part of the Patriot Act. According to the law, she is a suspected terrorist. Her crime? She was married and had a different last name. From Nancy Pollock to Nancy Saville back to Nancy Pollock. Because of that, she is a suspected terrorist.
So Etrade says, just call Equifax and have them clear it.
Except Equifax doesn't have a rectification procedure for clearing Dtec.
And my mom can't open any other bank account anywhere because she has a Dtec.
Thank you, John Ashcroft, for being an idiot.
I'm writing a letter to all these bozo's:
US DOJ
Equifax
Etrade
KFI (sortof a bozo)
KABC (hey, it's a good story!)
LA Times