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Comment Re:HELP! (Score -1, Offtopic) 217

ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help Heres some background: see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anywayz So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes" So i gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard the guys on digg saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I don't know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me. Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her a psp game?

This isn't /b/. STFU.

Comment Re:tips here best for ya (Score 1, Troll) 695

2ndly if you do use a male-to-male to plug in to a wall outlet to get power in ur house, DO NOT use a plug with a GFI it don't allow power to go that way

DON'T FUCKING USE A MALE TO MALE PLUG TO POWER YOUR HOUSE YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Everyone one in this thread is discussing just why it's such a bad idea to power your house without cutting your mains power. You sir are a giant fucking idiot! /rant

Extortion Virus Code Cracked 371

Billosaur writes "BBC News is reporting that the password to the dreaded Archiveus virus has been discovered and is now available to anyone who needs it. Archiveus is a 'ransomware' virus, which combines files from the My Documents folder on Windows machines and exchanges them for a single, password-protected file, which it will not unlock unless a password is given. The user would normally be required to pay the extortionist money in order to receive the password, but apparently the virus writer made one small, critical error in coding: placing the password in the code. BTW, the 30-digit password locking the files is mf2lro8sw03ufvnsq034jfowr18f3cszc20vmw."

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