NASA is going to butthurt about cold and safety, I've lived too long

Every time I hear a market analyst get butthurt I just remember that bald asshole Jim Cramer screaming "Buy Lehman Bros." at the top of his lungs right up until they cratered. If I was Elon Musk I would make sure nobody but youtubers got to ask questions.

Exactly right. When did it become the responsibility of an advertiser if a viewer used a product for less than admirable reasons? Does CBS get fined when people feed their kids Hamburger Helper instead of cooking real food? I would argue that has a much more detrimental effect on society than purchasing a college paper.

Let's all start a Patreon to help him get that butthurt removed. What a fucking douchecanoe.

Nothing says I suck rich dick more than standing up for the hospitality industry in your town

That makes me fear for the future of this country.

I did consider him, and almost got arrested for disturbing the peace from laughing so loudly.