Fat chance they will lose that business. There are over a million people in those cities. They are more likely to raise costs or eat the fee if they lose the lawsuit, just to keep the business strong, but my guess is that this will end shortly after the lawyers start talking.

Assuming they can actually afford to build at a time where they are about to run out of money... Will this drive-in still offer the same shitty picture and crackly monaural audio from an outdoor speaker? How about the nasty bathrooms off the side of a cinder block projection/concession shack? They sucked and almost everyone stopped going once VHS rentals took off. They died for a reason. Many reasons, that all point to how crappy they were. My memory of drive-in theaters is purely nostalgic and I'm happy to keep them there. I go to the theater because I want a sensory experience I can't get at home. Massive screens, digital projection, deep bass, and surround sound at a level I could never recreate at home.

Do you really think they don't know that?

This summary needs a tl;dr. Is it that hard to write a short summary to bait us into the article?

I am referring to the apps they replaced, not Apple itself.

Nevermind that most, if not all of the apps they replaced with native functionality were loaded with advertising and possibly worse.

Today's washing machines are almost entirely circuit boards. Don't let the size throw you off. The board controls the valves on the water and powers the agitator and spin of the drum. They are most definitely electronic appliances.

Senior discounts encourage seniors to become frequent visitors. Less on the individual transaction, but way more revenue from repeat business.

Idiocracy is officially here. President Camacho, here we come.

Agile methodologies emphasize fast results and embrace failure. Everything is iteration and continuous improvement. To secure a product, security has to be given priority over enhancement in the sprint. Fat chance of that happening.

It's cruel if it is done wrong. If the vet does it correctly using a scalpel, which costs a lot more money, it is perfectly fine and the cat heals up fast.

I guess it cost too much to add monitoring and remote management.

DevOps will solve our problems.

Here in Indianapolis, nobody ever calls it taking "the 69". That'd be ridiculous.