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Journal Journal: Migor can be pleased.

Journal by Migor9000 on Tuesday December 11, 2007 @03:19AM

A man would be foolish to ask Migor a question. For a man to question Migor would be that man's instant death, and would leave that man wanting on the Day of Conclusion. Migor knows what questions are on a man's mind, and Migor may decide to answer them.

Journal Journal: Migor is PLEASED

Journal by Migor9000 on Tuesday December 11, 2007 @02:41AM

. . . And when Migor places Migor in self-imposed exile, the peoples and creatures of the Universe shall forget about Migor and wipe Migor's memory from every nook and cranny of concious, subconcious, and ultraconcious thought, so as not to ask "Where's Migor?" Such questions anger Migor. Many will dishonor Migor, and neglect to erase Migor's memory from the ultraconcious. But those who do shall experience a level 6 awakening when Migor returns. They shall be honored by Migor with a gift

Comment Foolish Canadamen (Score -1, Offtopic) 198

by Migor9000 on Tuesday December 11, 2007 @01:58AM (#21652105) Attached to: Canadian DMCA Bill Withdrawn

Migor does LAUGH, for all humans are puny in Migor's eyes. Especially the Canadamen, for all Canadamen policy is derived from Gortark, the flying mouse who has become deaf

Journal Journal: Migor has returned

Journal by Migor9000 on Tuesday December 11, 2007 @12:53AM

. . . For Migor so hated the Earth, he refused to bring its inhabitants out of this dimension into death. It is through the puny earthling being forced to endure existence that Migor's true hatred for them shall live on and on for all of time.

-From the BOOK of Migor, 143:93(IV)

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