I would like to apologize to the slashdot community. I have been off my meds and it makes me do odd stuff like shout "YOU ARE NOTHING". Rest assured I will attempt to continue to take my medicine at the regular intervals assigned by my physician. I also apologize for any threats I may have made, for some reason I though that threats of bodily harm on the Internet are not real and would not be reported to the police as such.

MichaelKristopeit 55 is an impostor attempting to steal my identity. to the individual responsible: I am a loony and I like to make threats that will soon get the cops called on me.

I am of course totally making this up. I clearly have nothing better to do with my life.