That would be PERFECT!

That would greatly SIMPLIFIED my Christmas shopping!!

The only person I would have to get Christmas presents is for MYSELF!!!

There's goes my Christmas shopping strategy. Thanks, Amazon!

Does your school have a new football field? That's where the money went.

On a Christmas Eve many years ago, I was listening to talk radio. The host talked about a man who was convicted for having sex with a dog. Parents were outraged that the prison term for having sex with a dog was longer than the prison term for having sex with a child. Animal activists were outraged that the man didn't get the death penalty. Parents and activists went after each other like cats. So much for goodwill towards all mankind.

AIs will probably get longer prison terms for having sex with a dog than a child.

I still have an old VGA 17" flat screen monitor that can display 4096 x 3072 (HXGA) with a Nvidia video card.

Aren't doctors concerned about "super bugs" that could be resistant to antibiotics?

If it looked like the Landmaster from Damnation Alley, I'll buy several.

Investors think they're throwing money at a unicorn startup that will bring them massive returns when it goes to IPO. Most of these startups are just unicorn farts.

My father taught me how to take stuff apart and put back together without having any "extra" parts laying around. You can learn a lot about how things are built and try to improve upon them. It did help that many consumer products were designed for repair and maintenance back then.

Who knew you needed a mainframe to run Linux desktop?

Actually, in the Expendables 3, all the bad guys threw themselves in front of Chuck Norris to get shot during his slow walk cameo.

That never stopped George Lucas from releasing different versions of Star Wars: Han shoot first (original), Greedo shoot first (special edition), and they both shoot at the same time (Disney+).

New math, Harvard calculus or common core math?

Hulu Live is going toe-to-toe with YouTube TV. *yawn*

My company recently switched from a server-based (SEE) to TPM-based (Bitlocker) disk encryption. Every PC needed a current version TPM chip to encrypt the hard drives. The main advantage of TPM is being able to reboot the PC without having to log into the disk encryption each time. Some Windows updates require five to ten reboots to complete.