Comment Don't forget the cover sheet on that TPS report (Score 1) 642
Comment Re:Creating Chaos for Profit (Score 1) 874
So, hold on to your wallet, change is coming...
Don't you mean "Hang on to your wallet, your change is leaving"?
Comment Re:I think someone screwed up the masses (Score 1) 73
Comment The worst plague of all... (Score 3, Funny) 828
...lawyers. Distracted by the sheer joy of getting to hack at lawyers, nobody will ever make it to the castle.
Besides, there are enough lawyers to last hundreds of years, at least.
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Court Orders Breathalyzer Code Opened, Reveals Mess 707
AMD Breaks 1GHz GPU Barrier With Radeon HD 4890 144
How Does Flash Media Fail? 357
Comment Re:april fools? (Score 2, Interesting) 273
In this case everyone was growing to expect just that, and would therefore be taking it seriously. Or at least people that could do something about it would. Now, since nothing much has happened people are lulled into a false sense of security and become lax or start considering the threat that something big was happening on 4/1 the real joke.
Now that the hype has supsided, what better time to strike? I think that dovetails nicely with GreggBZ's earlier post about the holiday weekend (for some of us).
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Comment yeah, resource pipelines... yeah (Score 1) 1297
Correction: We ostensibly invaded Iraq to
Whew, thanks for clearing that up for me. I guess it's a really good thing we got all those resources flowing or else oil/gas prices may have spiked, er, spiked higher, or something like that. I guess they just haven't managed to bury that super-secret Iraq-to-DC oil pipeline yet.
US Electricity Grid Reportedly Penetrated By Spies 328
Submission + - Chimpanzees exchange meat for sex (bbc.co.uk)
Among the findings are that "male chimps that are willing to share the proceeds of their hunting expeditions mate twice as often as their more selfish counterparts". They also found this to be "a long-term exchange, so males continue to share their catch with females when they are not fertile, copulating with them when they are"."