Comment Well, they have to monetize all this AI somehow (Score 3, Funny) 21
"Here's a summary of all your confidential emails. It would be a shame if this all got out somehow."
Comment They would not have had this problem (Score 3, Funny) 13
If they had used in-house sneakernet.
Comment Using customers' bowl pictures to train AI (Score 1) 90
Hopefully not yet sentient.
Comment I'm training to be a surgeon (Score 1) 30
Playing video games all day
Comment This is how AI takes over (Score 1) 58
Not by killing all humans directly, but by sticking its s**t in everything until we all kill ourselves.
Comment We need a word (Score 1) 37
For bloating an application by adding unneeded AI to it. Enstupidification?
Comment Re:Not a single antiproton escaped (Score 2) 67
Actually, it was protons. What the summary failed to include is that they have not actually shipped antimatter yet, just tested a potential method of shipping using (much cheaper) protons.
Comment They need to do the research (Score 2) 49
And unlock the Foundry in Factorio Space Age
Comment The Cone of Silence (Score 4, Funny) 38
Sometimes the old ways are best.
Comment That's great (Score 3, Insightful) 22
A place to forward calls from unknown numbers.
Comment They don't have time (Score 1) 159
Too busy getting laid.
Comment Makes sense (Score 2) 7
They have plenty in stock now that the US customers have returned theirs.
Comment Why stop there? (Score 1) 21
How about boxing covered by AI Howard Cosell?
Comment I don't get it (Score 4, Funny) 125
Can't you just re-spawn, or start a new game?
Comment Janitor with one of those floor polishing machines (Score 1) 44
Had to plug it in somewhere.
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