His conclusion about the purpose of the human race? The earth made us so it could have plastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0aFPXr4n4

"Over 90% of all species that have ever lived on this planet are gone..... we didn't kill them all!" lol

"Leave nature alone... it's what got us in trouble in the first place."

"The greatest arrogance of all is 'save the planet'! What? Are these people kidding me? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet! And we're gonna save the planet? I'm getting tired of that shit!"

"Environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet... They just want a clean place for themselves."

"There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The people are fucked!"

"The planet has been here for over 4 and half billion years, and we've only been here, what a few hundred thousand, and only in heavy industry for a little over 200 years. 200 years vs 4 and half billion, and we have the conceit to think somehow we are a threat?... The planet has been through a lot worse than us."

"The planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas. A surface nuisance."

"You want to know how the planet is doing? Ask those people in Pompeii that are frozen into position from volcanic ash... how the planets doing."

"The planet will be here for a long, long, long, time after we're gone. And it will heal itself, it will cleans itself, cause that's what it does. It's a self correcting system. The air and the water will recover. The earth will be renewed. And if it's true, that plastic is not degradable, then the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm, the earth plus plastic."

Follow this up with an awesome dose of political correctness from brain droppings.

Carlin puts all this crap into a very well considered and funny perspective.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0aFPXr4n4

"Over 90% of all species that have ever lived on this planet are gone..... we didn't kill them all!" lol

"Leave nature alone... it's what got us in trouble in the first place."

"The greatest arrogance of all is 'save the planet'! What? Are these people kidding me? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet! And we're gonna save the planet? I'm getting tired of that shit!"

"Environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet... They just want a clean place for themselves."

"There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The people are fucked!"

"The planet has been here for over 4 and half billion years, and we've only been here, what a few hundred thousand, and only in heavy industry for a little over 200 years. 200 years vs 4 and half billion, and we have the conceit to think somehow we are a threat?... The planet has been through a lot worse than us."

"The planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas. A surface nuisance."

"You want to know how the planet is doing? Ask those people in Pompeii that are frozen into position from volcanic ash... how the planets doing."

"The planet will be here for a long, long, long, time after we're gone. And it will heal itself, it will cleans itself, cause that's what it does. It's a self correcting system. The air and the water will recover. The earth will be renewed. And if it's true, that plastic is not degradable, then the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm, the earth plus plastic."

Follow this up with an awesome dose of political correctness from brain droppings.

Carlin puts all this crap into a very well considered and funny perspective.