Or just get a shovel.

http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/179192-DIY-Shovel-AK-photo-tsunami-warning!

Just what I need in a firearm. One more area that can fail epically. Also yet another battery to carry and eventually run out of.

Call me crazy but none of my firearms accidentally go off.

Yeah, there's no such thing better than VIM. Then again I have years of specialized configs for it and honestly I don't want to get new muscle memory.

Who even listens to terrestrial radio anymore? I can't honestly remember the last time I tuned into an AM or FM station. I also don't use that satellite radio crap. Between last.fm and pandora I can find new and interesting artists of the independent variety and go check them out more. If I like them I can get their music.

I always have a smart phone on me, and well since getting a squeezebox I have no need for anything other than internet radio. If I'm somewhere there's no internet I'm usually hiking, camping or hunting so I don't need music then.

just man up and stop being a pussy. Stop wearing shitty clothes, take a shower, wear deodorant. It's really not that hard.