I have AT&T, and it's kind of suspicious that every time I say Veriz

He's an extremophile.

I'm pretty sure my third leg walks me wherever it wants.

It's a good idea to use LaTeX throughout the sentence, otherwise there might not be a period at all.

And while you're down there, have you seen my stapler?

There is a program for bicycle rental/sharing in Paris called Velib. You can rent a bike from a kiosk and return it to any other of the kiosks located around the city. It does have a number of logistical and operating issues too that are detailed in the wiki.

It's just a single line of escalators that either move uphill or downhill depending on the time of day (down in the morning, up in the afternoon/night). I found this out the hard way when i took the 20min escalator to the top of the hill and then had to walk 2 hours back down the zig-zag streets. Lesson #1: don't follow moving stairways to heaven....

Rest assured, Einstein never imagined the mess that is Lost, since it wasn't his saying in the first place.. Quote is attributed to J.B.S. Haldane.

Sorry, Mr. Manfredi's facebook account is currently sleeping with the iFishes

ofcourse, capture could have been easily avoided if he was using the IP Trace Buster Buster Buster (TM)

Who needs auto-captioning when you have Benny Lava! I'll be impressed if they can reach half this level of accuracy :)

And Al Gore would like to hold a massive concert series to raise awareness. Lets call it, "Preparation: Hemorrhaging Seabed". Kanye will be there!