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Comment that was beautiful man.... (Score 0) 120

Gasp, i dont know what to say. That brought tears to my eyes. But i have one problem with this magnificant documant. No mention absolutly anywhere about the global problem of severe monkey beatings.

Yes, thats right, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of severe monkey beatings RIGHT now, this very second, while all of you just sit back, and read this really annoying runon sentence.

Once the world was peaceful. Birds chirped and flew through the air and the sky was sunny and full of clouds. Then it began. I can still hear the monkeys crying out, "Quit beating me, ouch, that hurt, hey! Ouch, stop it damnit". Then it was quiet. No more monkeys.

I say, lets put an end to monkey beatings. If not for the goodness of the world, then just so we can make fun of them before they kill us.

Remember, monkey see, monkey do.
Then we are in deep doo doo.
(c)Mastah_Monkey

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