Ain't 'em de commies whut put up nekkid pichers and pretended they wuz art?

... a proctoscope as a tube with an a$$hole on each end. It's applicable to the process that created this article

Wright brothers sand-sailing contraption pretty gol-durned worthless. This is the last straw, I'm resigning the patent office because everything worth inventing has been.

In America, we PADLOCK our dumpsters, just to prevent such mischief

You're a real sticko. Besides with that middle name, the poor dweeb is doomed http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/03/27/the-middle-name-wayne-strikes-again/

You can't hear a liver transplant

...You've just crossed from "Creative" to "Cute." Next up: An endless stream of tote bags.

...TRASH. But he that filches from me my good name

Robs me of that which not enriches him,

And makes me poor indeed.

Hence, we have here a less than trivial loss

FTFA 'In some sense we're becoming a global village. Privacy may turn out to have become an anomaly.'

And I've been working so hard to be like everybody else.

...Guilt by gene proximity.

"We couldn't help but notice you share critical gene sequences with you serial-killer cousin, not to mention Ted Bundy."

BANG!

WAIT!! It is!!