A series of questions (Score 2, Funny)

This is Microsoft installation support. How may we help you?
A message box just popped up, saying I have to call you and answer a series of questions, before the reinstallation can be completed.

Yes ma'am, that is correct. Question number one: What is your age?
I'm 25 years old.

Are you single or married?
I'm single.

What are you wearing right now?
What th'? Why do you need to know that?

Okay, we'll come back to that one later. What is your bra size, and do you hook in front or in back?
That's TWO questions, and it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

I'm sorry, ma'am, we can't successfully complete your reinstallation unless we get accurate answers to all our questions....

Mark Edwards
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