Comment Apple will fail just like Tesla did... (Score 1) 535

by Marc Nicholas on Tuesday September 22, 2015 @05:48PM (#50578113) Attached to: Former GM and BMW Executive Warns Apple: Your Car Will Be a "Gigantic Money Pit"

...oh, hold on.....Tesla didn't fail!

Comment Hopefully... (Score -1, Offtopic) 294

by Marc Nicholas on Saturday June 20, 2015 @10:28AM (#49951641) Attached to: Study: Sixth Extinction Event Is Underway

....Slashdot will finally become extinct!

Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score 5, Funny) 268

by Marc Nicholas on Sunday May 10, 2015 @07:37PM (#49660685) Attached to: Russian Company Unveils Homegrown PC Chips

....chips overclock *you*!

Comment Beer (Score 4, Insightful) 214

by Marc Nicholas on Tuesday January 27, 2015 @09:02PM (#48919743) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What Makes a Great Software Developer?

Beer makes everything better ;)

Comment Ever here the story of the guy who... (Score 1) 592

by Marc Nicholas on Sunday January 18, 2015 @10:16AM (#48844255) Attached to: Why Run Linux On Macs?

...installed FreeBSD on a Mac and called it OSX? ;)

Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score 1) 162

by Marc Nicholas on Thursday January 08, 2015 @09:20PM (#48770871) Attached to: What are you most interested in seeing out of CES?

....CES goes to you!

Comment "Over 78% of All PHP Installs Are Insecure" (Score 5, Funny) 112

by Marc Nicholas on Tuesday December 30, 2014 @09:04PM (#48700959) Attached to: Over 78% of All PHP Installs Are Insecure

Well, some therapy should help them overcome their insecurities!

Comment Re:"Looms" is not a transitive verb (Score 3, Funny) 265

by Marc Nicholas on Tuesday December 23, 2014 @05:30PM (#48662925) Attached to: Serious Economic Crisis Looms In Russia, China May Help

It Soviet Russia, verbs transitive you!

Comment In other news.. (Score 1) 153

by Marc Nicholas on Thursday December 11, 2014 @08:07PM (#48577821) Attached to: "Fat-Burning Pill" Inches Closer To Reality

....it's just been discovered that the fat pill has unwanted side effects including: making you fat.

Comment Objective-C (Score 1) 211

by Marc Nicholas on Friday November 28, 2014 @07:23PM (#48481881) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Objective C Vs. Swift For a New iOS Developer?

Or Swift. But definitely one of the two.

Comment How many times (Score 1) 211

by Marc Nicholas on Friday November 28, 2014 @07:22PM (#48481875) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Objective C Vs. Swift For a New iOS Developer?

100,00,000!!!! *bwahahahaha*

Comment says Kim (Score 1) 117

by Marc Nicholas on Friday November 28, 2014 @08:51AM (#48478419) Attached to: Kim Dotcom Says Legal Fight Has Left Him Broke

I just don't understand what the leader of North Korea is doing in New Zealand....and I had no idea he was behind a copyright infringement service, but I guess that means that all the rumours of him being "evil" are true?! :-o

Comment Than don't sign the contract (Score 3, Interesting) 189

by Marc Nicholas on Thursday November 27, 2014 @06:29PM (#48475891) Attached to: Behind Apple's Sapphire Screen Debacle

Agreed. Plus I believe Apple merely lent money and secured loans for GT -- they didn't invest in them and push them around; they're a public company.

Comment ISIS have a 3D printer?! (Score 1) 69

by Marc Nicholas on Wednesday November 26, 2014 @01:56PM (#48468283) Attached to: ISS's 3-D Printer Creates Its First Object In Space

Is nobody else concerned that ISIS have a 3D printer?!

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