As a password when I was a wee lad, I used to sing "Marry had a little lamb" while typing out it's corresponding telephone notation on the keyboard numpad. It was a suprisingly effective way to remember a huge string of numbers and symbols. I remember it as clear as day:

Grab a handset and dial: 65456665556**6545666655654

Good luck cracking that password.

And just for fun, here's a nifty grown-up password system I use that ensures an easy to remember password that is different for everything you visit:
1.) Pick a word. - ex: apple
2.) L33t-a-fie it - ex: 4pp13
3.) Take the first three letters of the domain/service you're using and add them somehow. - (ex: slashdot, gmail, amazon)
- If you're visiting GMail, your password becomes: gma4pp13
- If you're visiting slashdot your password becomes: sla4pp13
- If you're visiting Amazon your password becomes: ama4pp13

Now you have an easily memorable password that is different for every single place you use it, yet very secure and garbled.

* For added swank, use a foreign base word.
* You could also disburse your destination letters differently. IE, gma4pp13 becomes g4mpap13

What?! Violence is a part of human nature. Every living organism on this planet destroys and consumes other organisms to survive. Humans, America specifically, thrives on violence. The back bone of this horribly mediocre society is the Bible, one of the most violent works ever written. As a whole, we need to stop fearing violence and death. We need to teach our young ones that death is a part of life, and vice versa. Before I go off more and become flame bate, I will stop here and leave you with a neat quote. "If adult entertainment killing our children, or is killing our children entertaining adults?"