Comment Cornucopia Machines! (Score 1) 97
Soon we'll be living in a Charles Stross world with machines creating fountains of brightly coloured plastic utensils just because they can!
They will ride a big Cylon mecha called Sauron.
Your description is epic and I would gladly pay ten bucks to see it. However, you need something dinosaurish. Therefore, I think they should ride a Sauronisaurus Rex, instead. It could stomp around emitting Polish sausage farts and flatten on Ewoks with impunity.
"If you want to eat hippopatomus, you've got to pay the freight." -- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory