Luckily brain implant manufacturers will have a convenient way to "terminate" the lifetime guarantee, for when continuing to support the device is no longer profitable...

Well that's settled then. I mean, if a team of physicists (I've never met any of them, but I'm sure they are totally real people) from Oxford (where I've never been but am totally sure exists as a real place) say so, who am I to disagree? What a silly idea anyway. Time put such thoughts out of my head and resume my 100% non-simulated life, right guys?