I would really like to know what the sequels will be about. I mean, at the end of the first one the "entire civilization" of evil aliens was defeated and the planet was littered with dozens of crashed city killer ships. Oh wait, I can see it now: "Independence Day 2: The Great Spring Cleaning" That shit's gonna take a while to clear up, I tell you. Maybe they should bring in WALL-E and his pals.

I believe a more appropriate name would be R2-36D. Ha! Beat you to the fail!

Yeah. Just like when the National Health Service was created in the UK over 60 years ago. If only someone had stopped it, the UK wouldn't have devolved into one of those horrible socialist tyrannies, stricken with poverty and... oh, wait...

And when they do "embrace" something, "extend" and "extinguish" are sure to follow...

Obviously, because the expression "I'm ANAL" doesn't make much sense, except to tell us that you are extremely anal. ... Are you?

But of course they are! Just like any good villain, they are telling us all about their evil plans right before they feed us to the sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads. If you ask me, this is absolute proof of Googles pure und utter fiendishness. We're doomed!

By that definition they would be forced to censor censorship. The very concept is too mind-boggling for me to grasp.

I don't know about the rest of the internet, but by "abhorrent phenomena that offend against the standards of morality" I'm pretty sure they mean MySpace.

Oh, by the way - we overlooked an ice block the size of Spain. Whoopsie!

Sounds like a good idea at first, but when you consider that the people who wrote the root kit already know how the algorithm works, you can be pretty sure they'll always be one step ahead of you on that front.