The trackpad is a multitouch device. If you place two fingers down and click its a right click. If you place two fingers down and drag its a scroll. Take a look at your notebooks buttons after two years. There's probably a hole worn in to the left button while the others look brand spankin new. I hated the one button crap until I figured that out. Now I have a macbook. I guess I'm tarded now.

Real men regex in VIM!

1. Sell your copy of Guitar Hero and PlayStation. 2. Buy a Guitar. 3. Buy a bottle of Jack Daniels. 4. Practice. 5. Repeat steps 3-5 until you drink yourself to death. While using this program mock players of GH because you are better than them.