it only takes three commands to install Gentoo
/dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6
that's the first one
I have a simple phone rule: I don't answer unrecognized numbers.
I do this as well, people get annoyed I am not "contactable" if they are not in my address book, I don't give a shit. People who know me well, know how to get hold of me. Everyone else can go to voice mail. Which I don't ever check. If it's important to me, you should know the right channels to contact me. If you don't, well then it can't be very important to ME. It might be important to YOU, but that is not the same thing in my book.
God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.