Going back in ancient history...
In very ancient times a soldier asked to the Oracle (this Oracle, not that one...), if he would survive the war he was called to fight.

The Oracle answered:

"Ibis redibis nunquam in bello morieris" that translates into: "go come back never die in war".
Unfortunately the Oracle used an ancient edition of Gboard for giving its answer, so it did not write down the commas.
We will never know if the answer was either "Ibis, redibis, nunquam in bello morieris" or "Ibis, redibis nunquam, in bello morieris"...

...a Manual CEO could have succeeded, maybe.

Oblig xkcd post...

[citation needed]

...try LPT instead.

Beating military intelligence isn't that difficult, after all.

Well...Moore's law has been succesfully applied to CPUs and to razor blades. The new Samsung trifold now opens new horizons...I just wonder if, when folded, it does explode. It is a Samsung, after all...

this is a plus...

...coming from a repair shop in Seattle.
Close all the windows, then reopen them. Repeat a few more times until the engine starts.

...insensitive clod ?!?

...a pub with no beer, to a country with no beer!

...but maybe it is either a forgery, or that humans indeed existed at that time, evolved enough to kill each other, then another round of evolution started again, and again...

...I work in R&D, now half of my time is spent fixing AI-driven projects developed directly in the production line, that did not work as (designed|expected|claimed). Main reasons for failures are just misunderstanding of basic physics and math concepts. The mantra "we can now get rid of R&D people, just use AI" is going to finance my future, well beyond retirement...

...if you do not look at this advertisement, the device will explode in ten second.

...the discovery is of course "cool". However water is a strongly polar molecule: when you arrange a bunch of them into a crystal, you get a polarized solid, akin to quartz and other crystals. Nothing new, after all.