...but also the Slashdot post seems to be AI-generated.

...or maybe they are forecasting that AI will be another miserable failure, so they are getting ready to take over the IT market again.

...:"is it safe ?"

...and get a life!

Not well done. They have been shot in the head. Ancient China used to grill people sentenced to death, and so maybe they were "well done", but since a century or so this is no more.

Maybe. But just in case, I now wear rubber gloves while using Windows...

"Move along, Nothing to see here."

Some amateurs are playing with NBTV (Narrow Band TV) at 32 lines per frame, 12.5 frames/s

...to Luxembourg size.

You could supplement this by putting into service a very long, long bus....

...now beam down my clothes!

Aren't 1.21 Gigowatt enough ?!?

If you lower the orbit for 9,000 satellites, their orbit density increases. As a consequence, if one of them is damaged by debris or meteors, scattering pieces around, the probability of a "chain reaction" destroying neighbour satellites increases. This manouver is actually increasing the odds for a Kessler syndrome to take place, at least on this orbit level.

...this oblig xkcd quote could be helpful.

(Solo)
Almost heaven, West Virginia
Through the toll booth, I’m gonna pin ya
Life is old there, older than the trees
But I’m paying five bucks just to feel the breeze
(Chorus)
Toll roads, take my gold
To the place I was told
Electronic, EZ-Passing
Take my money, toll roads
(Solo)
All my memories, gathered 'round her
Concrete lady, highway bounder
Grey and dusty, painted lines so white
I’ve been stuck in traffic since Friday night
(Chorus)
Toll roads, take my gold
To the place I was told
Electronic, EZ-Passing
Take my money, toll roads
(Solo)
I hear a beep in the morning hour, she calls me
The transponder reminds me of my dwindling bank account
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have taken the back way yesterday, yesterday
(Chorus)
Toll roads, take my gold
To the place I was told
Electronic, EZ-Passing
Take my money, toll roads
(Solo)
Take my money, toll roads
Down the turnpike, toll roads