...should be enough for everyone.

What about two piles ?!?

> "Works fine" will become a distant memory.
"Distant memory" goes back to MS-DOS 2.11....

We need a new programming language! I suggest to name it WD40...

...classic recipe books by famous cooks (Bocuse, Escoffier, Artusi, ...) are cheap, often available in the public domain or at bargain shops. Reading and learning from these works is the best thing you can do. I personally recommend Bocuse's recipe book. Cooking is mostly about finding the right ingredients at the right time. Neither the youtuber living on the other emisphere nor AI can know about what is available at your local market (and I underline *market*, not supermarket, Amazon Fresh, or so).

Mark Twain suggested an improvement to English language years before Chrysler...

...rocks!

...all President Executive Orders will be written in Wingdings typeface.

...Don Lancaster's Incredible Secret Money Machine ?!?

...Trabant cars disabled themselves without satellite!

...if they invert the ends by mistake ?!?

...rare metal scraps are in high demand!

...Moore's law to foldable phones, in the next future smartphones will look like crumpled paper balls...

...we can extrapolate that nobody will upgrade to Windows 20.

...slashdot editors are stockpiling dupes! What about stockpiling memory you too ? It could help...