Key Names... (Score 1)

I know, i was trying to move my computer the other day.. i kept pressing the shift key over and over, it didn't budge, so i hit it. It fell over. So i pressed return. nothing happened. i thought it might need some help, so i pressed carriage return. nothing happened. i thought my keyboard was broken, so i phoned the manufacturers.. apparently it's *meant* to be like that!!

Blaa

PS, i'm sure with some thought i could have slipped the Win key, caps lock, control, and especially break in, but i have to go now.. :)