The Cisco/Meraki devices are phenomenal.
They are not cheap by any means, but you can a short stack of a Router (MX series security appliance, MX64 was given when I took the class,) POE 8-port switch, and Wireless Access Point for free if you attend a Cisco CMNA class.

   

Will they call the Science Patrol, and fight Kaiju?

Let us hope, that Intel will reply to this threat, by removing the hobbling they placed on the celeron, by giving such a (comparatively)high Latency to the on-die cache.. that would seriously Rock!