
Funny story time.
Recently a friend, who works construction laying cement, got called up for jury duty. This was actually and really a hardship for him; while his nice union dues cover him in many areas, they do not for jury duty. Losing tons of money every day, he was doing everything he could to get out of there.
He says he saw the best thing he could of done was get his old Metallica "Ride the Lightning" concert T-shirt. He says the guy that already knew to wear it, got out of there in record time.
HEAD CRASH!! FILES LOST!! Details at 11.