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Comment It just keeps getting worse!! Ahhhhh (Score 0, Troll) 106

It started with Bill Gates microchipping humanity through Covid vaccines and progressed to chemtrails from airliners. Now Google has petitioned the EPA to unleash 32 million INFECTED mosquitoes for population control. But whose population is the one being controlled. hmmmm??

This will be a conspiracy theorist's dream!

Comment The Fine Details (Score 4, Insightful) 190

AI CEOs love grandstanding about universal basic income to ‘offset’ the jobs their tech is vaporizing, but they’re conveniently silent on where the actual dollars come from once the human tax base is gone. Print more money? Good luck with that hyperinflation party. Tax the AI instead? Sure—except now every instance gets valued and levied exactly like an employed human, turning your silicon savior into a fiscal equivalent of the worker it replaced. Congrats, geniuses: you’ve just made AI ‘cost’ as much as it ‘saves.’ Who’s really getting UBI’d here—the displaced coders or the trillion-dollar models?

Comment Check your elitist privilege (Score 5, Insightful) 108

"The use of wood as an energy source is a relic of the past, one that should not be relived if given a choice."

What kind of elitist crap is this? Americans have been burning wood since the first days of the republic, and wood may very well be the only thing some can burn, especially if they have a source and they cannot afford insane oil or gas heating prices. Yeah, and if they can't afford oil, rest assured they cannot afford electric heat, which is often more expensive.

I don't doubt for a moment that there will be a crackling fireplace, recliners, and glasses of a fine vintage wine in elite households.

Comment That Raspberry Pi is enterprise grade! (Score 1, Insightful) 55

IBM’s mainframes have powered the world’s largest banks, airlines, and retail giants for decades with bulletproof reliability, built-in high availability, seamless data synchronization, and ironclad transactional integrity that keeps multi-billion-dollar operations running flawlessly—exactly the kind of rock-solid fit Gartner flagged for those big fleets of stable Linux VMs that don’t change much. When trouble hits, IBM’s elite engineers are literally on-call 24/7 and will parachute in to fix your crisis in under an hour, no GitHub tickets or crossed fingers required.

Contrast that with the chorus chanting for Raspberry Pi clusters and open-source stacks that come with zero paid support of the class IBM provides, and zero professional engineers on standby. Open source has its place in hobby labs and scrappy startups, sure, but big business, where millions or billions of US dollars count, isn’t running a charity experiment where volunteer heroes might answer a forum post before the next ice age. So keep mocking the “big iron” dinosaurs while the grown-ups at IBM quietly keep the global economy from imploding.

Bring on the hate. IBM won't be paying attention.

Comment AI will imagine our truth and history for us (Score 4, Funny) 10

Just wait until South Africa starts writing their history books with AI. They will be filled will references to how the land was liberated from those evil white farmers wielding assault pitchforks and replaced with ultra successful and just saints, providing today's bountiful cornucopia of plenty.

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