LoP_XTC - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Religion and ethics vs. money (Score 2) 367

by LoP_XTC on Friday June 07, 2013 @01:36PM (#43938627) Attached to: The Amish Are Getting Fracked

Rich religious unethical people seem to win rather a lot.

FTFY .... The deadly trifecta

Comment Re:What could possibly go wrong... (Score 5, Funny) 1388

by LoP_XTC on Wednesday January 09, 2013 @04:14PM (#42536585) Attached to: Smart Guns To Stop Mass Killings

My fiancee loves black guns, and doesn't care for pink.

Well you know what they say about black ones ....

Comment Re:Oh my God! (Score 3, Funny) 378

by LoP_XTC on Thursday August 23, 2012 @04:34PM (#41100971) Attached to: Microsoft Unveils First New Company Logo In 25 Years

The video linked in the Technet announcement is interesting:

blue: Windows
red: Office
green: XBOX
yellow: ???

Maybe Microsoft is planning a new product line ... (if yellow was Server or dev tools there would be no reason not to include it in the video)

Hmm I would have thought ...

Blue - Windows (For BSOD)
Red - XBox (For RROD)
Yellow - ASP/.NET (Yellow screen of death)
Green - ... Okay stuck on this one.

Aaron

Comment Birth of the Juicer :) (Score 1) 245

by LoP_XTC on Thursday July 19, 2012 @09:52AM (#40697733) Attached to: An Olympic Games For Enhanced Athletes?

And so the birth of the Juicer beings :) ... they'll have to make sure they get hefty contracts as that eight-year life span (burn-out) can be a bitch and you want to make sure you party it up before you burn-out.

Now when does the Glitterboy get introduced?

Comment Re:Of course... (Score 1) 637

by LoP_XTC on Tuesday April 24, 2012 @01:34PM (#39784395) Attached to: I believe humanity will first achieve ...

The title escapes me, but there's a great short story concerning teleportation. The problem is that a complete copy is made, and the original must be destroyed.

Wasnt this the key plot point of the book / movie "The Prestige"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prestige

Aaron

Comment Oblig video :) (Score 2) 180

by LoP_XTC on Thursday March 29, 2012 @08:28AM (#39507747) Attached to: S+M Vs. SPDY: Microsoft and Google Battle Over HTTP 2.0

The safeword is 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0, right?

Hey that's easier to say than this safe word :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-2dN9E8vPk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Comment Re:When will they learn the rules... (Score 1) 278

by LoP_XTC on Wednesday March 07, 2012 @03:21PM (#39277993) Attached to: Details Of FBI Surveillance In Lulzsec Takedown Emerge

Stay alert, TRUST NO ONE, keep your laser handy...

Im sorry citizen oso-neko but the lack of grade in your name indicates you are an infrared citizen and knowledge of that motto is restricted to red or higher grades. Please see the computer for reassignment to food-vat of your choice.

Comment Re:Caffeine Coccaine (Score 2) 172

by LoP_XTC on Wednesday February 22, 2012 @03:54PM (#39128889) Attached to: FDA To Review Inhalable Caffeine

Isn't pure caffeine powder deadly? I'm guessing this product doesn't actually contain "caffeine" powder or we'll hear about how some kid killed him/herself with a pack of these canisters.

Even worse ... its odorless, tasteless, and dissolves instantly in water. Thankfully most of us from the 80's generation have built up an immunity to it.

-LoPXTC

Comment Re:OPT OUT (Score 2) 572

by LoP_XTC on Wednesday February 15, 2012 @10:07AM (#39043795) Attached to: Female Passengers Say They Were Targeted For TSA Body Scanners

consider that you can get an airworthy 2-seater for about $15,000.

Considering that the Hindenburg and Titanic were both top dollar for their time and both considered well above "airworthy" and "seaworthy", this is one area I dont think I would consider going cheap on.

Comment Re:Sedation flight (Score 1) 343

by LoP_XTC on Tuesday February 14, 2012 @02:54PM (#39035747) Attached to: Laser Scanner May Allow Passengers To Take Bottled Drinks On Planes Again

The Fifth Element.

Its the movie with Milla Jovovich's breasts ... the one without zombie's if that helps narrow it down for you.

Comment Re:Pack behavior (Score 4, Insightful) 158

by LoP_XTC on Wednesday February 08, 2012 @04:45PM (#38971873) Attached to: BigDog Robot Gets Much Bigger

Okay people admit you read this with a slightly British accent in your head :)

Comment "Occupy Abode (Flash)!" (Score 1) 507

by LoP_XTC on Thursday November 17, 2011 @01:27PM (#38087746) Attached to: Occupy Flash?

99% of my CPU cycles are taken up by 1 process!
bogomip greed must end and priority reniced to lesser PID's!

Occupy Adobe (Flash) Now!

Comment Killsteak ... (Score 5, Funny) 381

by LoP_XTC on Thursday November 17, 2011 @11:34AM (#38086060) Attached to: Boeing Delivers Massive Ordnance Penetrator

Does this one still require a 25 point killstreak to deploy?

Comment Start of the Zombie Apocalypse! (Score 1) 130

by LoP_XTC on Thursday November 03, 2011 @09:08AM (#37933152) Attached to: OLPC Project To Air-Drop Laptops

Man I hope these OLPS's have impact smart hard drives ... otherwise I smell the start of the Zombie Apocalypse on us!

Comment Re:In other words (Score 1) 323

by LoP_XTC on Tuesday September 20, 2011 @04:37PM (#37460096) Attached to: A Fifth of Telecommuters Work Less Than An Hour Per Day

For companies to do it right, it means there is a web cam that your manager can turn on and off at different times as well view your screen

Unless of course like me they have a spare docking station at home for their work laptops and use it when working from home. So the whole web cam point becomes pretty much invalid.

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