And since we can now patent thing like that, I'm going to patent 'fucking', and become the richest person on the planet. Or, perhaps I'll refuse to issue licenses, and I'll be the only person on th planet that all the fine ladies can get down with....
I know this is a joke, but it might actually be possible to patent specific `positions'. Enough position patents, and you could probably force the pornography industry to pay royalties.
Not to mention that a portfolio of sex patents might actually be enough to convince some politicians that the patent system is broken.
