Comment Less Hi Tech but More Social and Fun (Score 1) 325
Print a keyboard on sturdy paper (possibly over sized) and pair the kids. Have one kid "type" and the other kid check. Make them compete. Should be fun!
Pretty much like a stripper. In Apple's case, one that doesn't do any more than tease and flash a bit of titty to keep the market price (and other stuff) up.
Great, so short the stock if you think the value of Apple is high because owners are victims of a cheap tease. When you get rich, make a great party with free strippers for all!
With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once build a nuclear balm?