Re:Well, that does it... (Score 1)

Get Bruce Willis on the phone, time to go "Armageddon" on Jupiter's ass.

That wouldn't be very smart, I believe one of the reasons our precious planet is as unscathed as it is, is because Jupiter attracts asteroids towards it, making them crash into it or at least making them change trajectories that could otherwise be harmful to us (i.e: kill us). Though of course the bending trajectories could be harmful. Maybe that's how the moon came into existance :/?