In other news... (Score 3, Funny)

"It will confirm that our actions are entirely consistent with the law as enacted by the U.S. Congress and interpreted by the courts," the RIAA said in a statement issued to The Associated Press.

In other news, the RIAA has cut off the hands of 75 people today in Iran for downloading Busta Rhymes songs.

In a statement issued by the RIAA in Iranian newspapers...

"It will confirm that our actions are entirely consistent with the laws as enacted by the Iranian government and interpreted by the courts". The statement continues, "Yes, we realize many of our artists publish songs that support killing policemen, and raping and beating women, but downloading copyrighted material is wrong and totally unjustified!!"