Help I'm a rock.
I have discovered the root of your issue. Have you tried not being a rock?
Question is - how much money did they won from that one ruling in favor ?
Any compensation awarded to Apple in these cases is purely icing, and a molecule in the bucket compared to Apple's capital. This is about protecting their brand, trademarks and image. And as we all know, Apple will go to any lengths to do so.
My facial expression rarely changes throughout movies[...].
I would bet that you give off more readable facial expressions than you realize...
"Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained." -- The Tao of Programming