Slashdot Poll: (Score -1, Flamebait)

The last time i had sexual intercourse was...

1. Sexual intercourse? Is that an open sorez project?
2. Last night, and my ass is killing me!
3. I jerked my junk to Natalie Portman in Episode I an hour ago.
4. John Katz ass-raped me when I was 10, and now I just want to fuck goats.