I can safely say I can drive perfectly fine- after I pass 60mph.

Forget MMO's, let them play Dungeons and Dragons. Hell, I know some people who would PAY to do nothing but sit around and play DnD for that long. And that doesn't take anything but some pens, paper and a few gigs of pirated DnD rulebook PDFs and you're set for both the trip there and back (Oh, and some mountain dew and nachos).

It's not Lupus.