So Comcast steals from its customers because zOMG SOOOOCIALISM!
So Comcast puts you through the wringer for daring to cancel their "service" because zOMG SOOOOOCIALISM!
Don't put any rules at all on business and we'll all be drinking that free bubble up and eating that rainbow stew, just like we were about 1880 or so before the zOMG SOOOOCIALISTS! ruined everything.
And here I thought thievery was the fault of the thief, and Republicans were about personal responsibility.